Hard Candy Christmas
Lyrics by: Carol Hall
Music by: Carol Hall
Recordings
Album: The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas (Original Cast Album)
Performed by: Ensemble
Released: 1978
Album: A Broadway Christmas
Performed by: Lynne Wintersteller
Released: 1994
Make it stand out
Album: Ho Ho Ho
Performed by: Ru Paul
Released: 1999
Album: The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas
Performed by: Ann-Margret
Released: 2001
Album: Country Legends
Performed by: Dolly Parton
Released: 2002
Album: A Cabaret Christmas
Performed by: KT Sullivan
Released: 2007
Album: Hallways: The Songs of Carol Hall
Performed by: Carol Hall & Susannah Blinkoff
Released: 2008
Lyrics
Hey, maybe I’ll dye my hair
Maybe I’ll move somewhere
Maybe I’ll get a car
Maybe I’ll drive so far that I’ll lose track
Me, I’ll bounce right back
Maybe I’ll sleep real late
Maybe I’ll lose some weight
Maybe I’ll clear my junk
Maybe I’ll just get drunk on apple wine
Me, I’ll be just fine and dandy
Lord it’s like a hard candy Christmas
I’m barely getting through tomorrow
But, still I won’t let sorrow bring me way down
Hey, maybe I’ll learn to sew
Maybe I’ll just lie low
Maybe I’ll hit the bars
Maybe I’ll count the stars until dawn
Me, I will go on
Maybe I’ll settle down
Maybe I’ll just leave town
Maybe I’ll have some fun
Maybe I’ll meet someone and make him mine
Me, I’ll be just fine and dandy
Lord it’s like a hard candy Christmas
I’m barely getting through tomorrow
But, still I won’t let sorrow bring me way down.
I’ll be just fine and dandy
Lord it’s like a hard candy Christmas
I’m barely getting through tomorrow
But, still I won’t let sorrow bring me way down.
'Cause I'll be fine, I'll be fine, oh, I'll be fine...